This was a submission that I didn’t notice, so I appologize, Kelly! And, yes, I too am at a loss for words. This is… yeah. It’s called “Mystic Pinky”.
I can’t say I would ever want this in my house, but I gotta give props to the artist who created this. It sure is… creative…
So, if you feel like you can’t live without this shit, you can buy it… if you want…
Anonymous asked: Do you have an Etsy shop, or are you just a fan?
That… I do, sir. I didn’t create this Tumblr to promote myself (although maybe I will from time to time), but just to show some of the cool shit that’s out there. I mostly do crochet, knit, cross stitch and embroidery. Ok, so I only do those things.
Check it out if you are so inclined.
This dress is not my size (stupid skinny bitches of the 50s), so one of you skinny bitches needs to buy this and rock the shit out of it.
Buy this shit!
Somebody actually painted this. Somebody actually painted this. This would look amazing in my house.
Or you could buy this shit
I have wanted a huge starburst atomic wall clock for pretty much my entire adult life. You will be mine, gigantic, gloriously tacky clock. Oh, yes, you will be mine.
Someday.
Buy this shit.
This is New York by Miroslav Sasek. I had this book when I was little, and I loved the shit out of it. I grew up in a small town in Iowa, and the world shown in this book blew my mind. “Wait, you’re tellin me you can buy food from a machine on the street?!? And you can rent a car?!?” I also think this book is what made me fall so deeply in love with 60s style artwork. I mean, just look at it!
I’m thinking of buying it for my children, so if you feel like you must buy this out from under me, you can buy this shit here.
Gosh, I’m so sorry I’m taking some pleasure out of your flesh eating party cellebration of death barbeque.
It’s a magnet! One time I Googled “why do Mormons…” and it finished it with “why do Mormons not know how magnets work”. I was looking for “why do Mormons have poofy hair”, but I liked what Google suggested better.
Buy this bitch.
Not to be too hipter-ish, but seriously, I’ve been wearing vintage t-shirts since before it was cool. You used to be able to buy vintage band shirts on Ebay for like 3 dollars, now you can’t find any under $20. *le sigh* Oh, well. At least the market is now flooded with super soft, unique t-shirts. I like this. Because it’s ironic. Because Miller sucks ass.
Also, apparently Bea Aurther wore this during a bout of anorexia that got so bad she had to eat her own arms off.
Buy this bitch.
I love you guys.
I LOVE dioramas. But this takes diorama-ing to a whole new level. And don’t even think about “Dinner for Schmucks”, mm-kay?
This piece is called “Hannah The Drunken Pianist” and the artist describes it as follows:
“Cognac is her drink of choice, while silly little love songs are her song of choice. She drinks until the songs become sad, then stops.”
How perfect.
